Test Your Dillobility -- What Kind Of Dillo Are You???

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Test Your Dillobility -- What Kind Of Dillo Are You???

All your life you have secretly wondered what kind of dillo you really are. Now, thanks to the Internet, you can finally turn and face this fascinating question, right in the privacy of your own home.

I hope you haven't been snoozing like a giant hairy armadillo as you explored this site, because now the moment of truth has come!
Yes, it's time to test your dillo knowledge, and answer that most important of life's profound questions....
What kind of dillo are YOU?
If you're a Dillo Dummy, it's best to learn that now so you can fix it before your friends find out.
Who knows, you might even be a Dillo Dufus. Oh my, wouldn't that be just awful??
But then again, there's always the chance you actually read the inane article on this site, and have acheived the lofty status of Super Duper Dillo!
There's only one way to find out your real identity.
Luckily for you, this site comes with scientific equipment which can accurately measure your true dillobility.
With the help of veteran perl programmer and honorary Dillologist Will Bontrager and his MasterQuiz technology, the questions below will help you nail down your dillo identity once and for all.
There's no time to waste, let's get started.

What brand of beer do 9 out of 10 Florida dillos prefer?

Michelob

Rolling Rock

Grubsuds

Corona

Deerbeer

How many bands does the Florida nine banded armadillo have?

none

nine

nada

ninety

nineteen

What kind of armadillo can you make out with while it's asleep, and it won't even wake up?

nine banded armadillos

three banded armadillos

pink armadillos

giant armadillos

hairy armadillos

What time of year is best for watching dillos in Florida?

Miller time

winter

summer

morning

Halloween

Where do 100 pound dillos live?

under your bed

Australia

Hollywood

South America

Phil's fertile imagination

When dillos took a 5,000 year vacation to South America, what credit card did they put their hotel bill on?

Visa

Discover

Dillocard

Mastercard

American Express

Armadillos can hold their breath for:

two years

five seconds

until it hurts

six minutes

nine minutes

How many babies do armadillos have?

four

twenty five

three

one

too many

What is a Hoover dog?

a dog

a dillo

a dingbat

a dope fiend

a dedicated dillo dabbler who should get a life

Dillos have made important contributions to helping cure what human disease?

Humor Deficit Syndrome

Cancer

Leprosy

Hemroids

Dofus Dillo Disease

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Will's not even a real dillo, and he still did a great job creating the MasterQuiz software. Now THAT'S impressive!

MasterQuiz software is fun for you and your visitors, and gives you plenty of options so that your quizes will fit perfectly within your site.

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